Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...