Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...