Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...