Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...