Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...