Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Try our tricky!
To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don’t cheat!Spell...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!