The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....