Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.