Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...