Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...