Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...