yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...