Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...