Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
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Trial Of The Century
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Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...