English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...