Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...