The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...