Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!