An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity