Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Pretend You’re A Statue
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Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Dog jokes 07
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Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...