Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...