A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Is he a good dentist?
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Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
There was just a dog fight
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What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!