Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...