25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...