Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...