How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...