The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...