Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.