Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...