Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...