Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...