Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
I’m gaining weight doctor
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NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
Destroy an opponent
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Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...