Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...