Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...