A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...