Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...