Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...