Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...