The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...