The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...