Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...