Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...