Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...