Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.