What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...