Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...