The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...