a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...