Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Light and Hard
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Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
If Sony made toasters…
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Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...