Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...